phobias:

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

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f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

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sourglow:

✿✿✿ // sourglow

foodchewer:

um excuse me you shouldn’t be paying attention to anyone else

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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deforest:

if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend

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oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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