marchingbandswag:

puppies-and-pearls:

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

did madonna fail trigonometry because instead of 4 minutes she only had a sec

did Obama break the table because he thought it was a cot

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

jamesfrancoe:

and on the 8th day god created hot boys who arent interested in me